On the hottest of days and the going is tough, lay down on a sprinkler
and let the water spray on your face and body.
Pick only the ripest of tomatoes and eat them with abandon.
Nothing is as important as a walk in the woods.
Be loyal to those you love.
When someone motions for you to come closer, come closer.
Sometimes eating poop is necessary and even nutritious.
Moan when something feels good.
Never let your pain obscure moments of pure joy.
If you can lick your penis, well....why not?
Don’t ever bite hard, though you might have to nip to make a point.
If you’re being ignored, bark louder.
If you step in your own pee, it’s ok to pretend you didn’t.
When you have nightmares, let someone you love wake you and hold you.
When it is time to leave this world, let those you love hold you, look into your eyes
and say goodbye.